ﾓSure, a woman can fake an orgasm, but it takes a man to fake a whole relationship.ﾔ

someone

Thats what I like about these high school girls I keep getting older they stay the same age.

-Dazed and Confused

"Let the woman learn in silence with subjection. But I suffer not a woman to teach, nor to usurp authority over the man, but to be in silence. For Adam was first formed, then Eve. And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression. Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing, if they continue in faith and charity and holiness with sobriety."

-NEW TESTAMENT, 1 TIMOTHY

A woman, an ass, and a walnut tree, Bring the more fruit, the more beaten they be.

-ENGLISH PROVERB (16TH CENTURY)

There are no feminists when the lifeboats are lowered

Pers Manifesto

Nature intended women to be our slaves...They are our property, we are not theirs... They belong to us, just as a tree which bears fruit belongs to the gardener. What a mad idea to demand equality for women!... Women are nothing but machines for producing children.

-NAPOLEON BONAPARTE(1817)

Women need a reason to have sex -- men just need a place.

-- Billy Crystal.

A man loses his sense of direction after four drinks; a woman loses hers after four kisses.

-- H.L. Mencken (American writer, 1888-1956)

When women hold off from marrying men, we call it independence. When men hold off from marrying women, we call it fear of commitment.

-- Warren Farrell (American Psychologist)

God made man before woman to give him time to think of an answer for her first question.

-- Anonymous

Women are the decorative sex. They never have anything to say, but they say it charmingly

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Some men are different. All women are alike.

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A woman has three reasons for everything she does. The reason she says she has, the reason she thinks she has, and the reason she really has.

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Woman: a biped with two hands, two feet, two eyes and two faces.

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"Watch what people are cynical about, and one can often discover what they lack."

George S. Patton

"I don't measure a man's success by how high he climbs but by how high he bounces when he hits bottom."

George S. Patton

Ah yes divorse, from the latin word meaning to rip a mans genitals out through his wallet.

Unknown

Any relationship you get out of without an unwanted child and a dieses was a good relationship, regardless of the rest.

Slammy

Much more genius is needed to make love then command armies.

Ninon De LﾒEnclos

No man hath it in his power to over-rule the deceitfulness of a woman.

Marguerite of Navarre

Whatever is done from love always occurs beyond good and evil.

Friedrich Nietzsche

Its not true that married men live longer then unmarried men--- is just seems longer

A woman is as young as she looks, unless another woman is doing the looking.

No man is ever too old to look at a woman, and no woman is ever to fat to hope that he will look.

Mencken

There are three kinds of women: those you look away from, those you look up to, and those you look around at.

As soon as you cannot keep anything from a woman, you love her.

Paul Geraldy

It is better to have loved and lost then never to have lost at all.

When some women grow old they lose their looks, others are not so lucky.

The way to love anything is to realize that it might be lost.

Chesterton

No woman ever falls in love with a man unless she has a better opinion of him than he deserves.

Ed Howe

It is better to love to many than one too few.

Love is like an hourglass, with the heart filling up as the brain empties.

Some men fall in love, but they get out of it by marrying the girl.

Every woman marries for love, even if its only love for money.

Before marriage, a woman raves over a man; after marriage she raves at him.

Never lie to a girl unless you have to.

Slammy

Always be suspicious of the girl who doesnﾒt want to use protection. There might be another motive.

Slammy

If uncomfortable on a date, let girls do most of the talking. Most women enjoy talking anyway so let them handle most of the conversation.

Slammy

When a woman feels good about herself, it's called "self-esteem"; when a man feels good about himself, it's called an "ego".

When you say something to a man, it goes in one ear and out the other; when you say something to a woman, it goes in both ears and comes out of the mouth.

If a man is alone in the forest and talks...is he still wrong?

- not quite Confucious

A Man Doesn't Trust Any Bone in a Woman's Body Except His Own

Cats are like women, they don't listen

eli0000

The difference betwen sex for money and sex for free is that sex for money usually costs less.

Brendan Francis

A woman occasionally is quite a serviceable substitute for masterbation. It takes an abundance of imagination, to be sure.

Karl Kraus

One sprinkles the most sugar where the tart is burnt.

Dutch Proverb

The only really happy folk are married women and single men.

Mencken

Getting pussy isn't as hard as keeping it.

Slammy's Dad

Never trust a woman or the government.

Yellow Beard

Thats why breakups take two or three times, to build up immunity.

Jerry Seinfeld

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